I painted my cellular phone sea foam green today.
Me: You know what you call this color?
My Mother: Sea shoe?
Me: Sea foam.
My Mother: I think of Sea foam as being a bit greener.
Me: You know what Kristen Jones’ favorite color was?
My Mother: Yes.
Me: What?
My Mother: Panda.
Me: That’s not a color.
My Mother: Yes it is. If I said “she was wearing a panda skirt”, wouldn’t you know what color it was.
Me: It’d be black and white, but why wouldn’t that be zebra.
My Mother: Because it would be white on it’s face and stomach.
Me: It’s a skirt.
My Mother: I don’t understand what the problem is here. You said “what’s her favorite?” and I said “panda”.
Me: Favorite color, favorite color.
My Mother: Panda, panda.
